March 2012
2 posts
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
http://www.epa.gov/WaterSense/pubs/outdoor.html
OMG we waste SO MUCH water just keeping our “precious” grass lawns nice and green. If every1 would give up lawns we could solve world...
pegasuscop:
Aw yeah, just had an awesome Evil Dead party. Welp, time to go to my room.
Nothing out of the ordinary here, just movin’ along and what
what
what
oh my god
My friends Space Jammed my room.
This is the greatest night of my entire life.
You’re Welcome. I’m most proud of the purple Monstar and Michael Jordan riding Celestia.
February 2012
91 posts
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
Sleep is an unkind friend.
It knocks on the door all day,
but is wandering when midnight falls.
Fission Mailed
“I” begins too much,
The needle of a tale’s thread.
The sharpened point, yet so blunt,
Yes, it is just so.
It can pierce, but also tear.
…Well, I wrote a tanka. At least, I think that is the proper format for the 31 syllables.
That’s something, I guess.
No
I am not going to play League of Legends.
I am not going to play Minecraft.
I am not going to play Soul Calibur 5.
I will not sign on AIM.
I will not trawl through Wikipedia, TV Tropes, or Tumblr. I will accomplish something tonight.
Steve Holt!: joshishollywood: bobies: can someone... →
joshishollywood:
bobies:
can someone explain whats going on with the chocolate bird and the cum-slut thing
Okay so
there’s a photoset going around from the movie Jack and Jill of a cgi bird flying over to a chocolate fondue fountain and happily sticking its head in
and then…
Anyone remember that Dodge commercial where a monkey in an Evel Knieval suit exploded into confetti at the...
I still take naps despite this
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
doctormeow:
pegasuscop:
I’ve chosen the large tub.
I hope they have Icees!
I’ve got a warm yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it’s non-dairy!
The last GIF in your folder with words are your...
pegasuscop:
adriofthedead:
aintasuperhero:
criminallyincompetent:
oh
Guess I’m going out on top.
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As compared to… regular Super America? Shit, I think I need to move to Super America.
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Mapcrunch
Alright tumblr, I’m in. Let’s see where I land an-
Oh… Oh hey Spider-Man, what’s up? I guess you’re on vacation?
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A Winner is Me?
I have successfully saved the marriage of two Cardboard Robot People who don’t understand how to string sentences together. Hooray?
I think we briefly mentioned parents, and artwork? And there was a lot of sighing for no reason. Then I started throwing things around while mediating. We went on to spend a very interesting evening together with a grain of salt. As I departed, I shouted out...
You know
fiship:
gho2tbu2ter2:
gutsycumshot:
jakenglishsexual:
meepzie:
fine-wine-and-black-lipstick:
Now that I look at it..
The upper right side of her hair kind of looks like…
!!!
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
CRYING BECAUSE OTP.
jdfnsgmh
good to know I wasn’t the only one thinking this!
liv said this too wah
whats going on
;JGNDF;GJNA;FSDJGN;AFJGNKDF QAQ
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OH BOY OH BOY
I’m on my way to DRAMATIC SOCIAL INTRIGUE!
Today, I woke up with a single thought in my Head.
“Today is the Day I will play Facade.” It is a very important day.
HEY GUYS, GUESS WHATS A SHIT IDEA!!
pegasuscop:
montbear:
pegasuscop:
technologicalsextoy:
ELECTING A FANDOM PRESIDENT!!
This isn’t HIGHSCHOOL QUIT YOUR SHIT WITH THE POPULARITY CONTESTS!!!
…please tell me “fandom president” is not a thing
from what i’m hearing
yes apparently it is
What but
no no no what is this
like are people trying to elect a leader of a fandom to…to do WHAT
WHAT RELEVANCE COULD THIS EVER...
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This Episode, on 9 Lives...
A stranger trespasses in Bruiser’s territory without a care in the world. Seeming simply naive at first he heads to the cozy below-deck shelter. Such impressions are quickly washed away however, when Bruiser is quick to pick up on the invader and trots swiftly from the brush to confront him. What follows is a silent, puffed up staredown that lasts for minutes. You could cut the tension with...