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I have successfully saved the marriage of two Cardboard Robot People who don’t understand how to string sentences together. Hooray?
I think we briefly mentioned parents, and artwork? And there was a lot of sighing for no reason. Then I started throwing things around while mediating.
We went on to spend a very interesting evening together with a grain of salt.
As I departed, I shouted out my old catchphrase from those zany college days.
“YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, STAR FOX!”
CLEARLY YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG
didn’t even know this was fucking possible...why didn’t you just cause chaos